Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
time to smoke my breakfast
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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