i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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