Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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