In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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