im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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