why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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