woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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