walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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