Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Please don't give away my fajitas
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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