she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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