to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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