the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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