But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
i think my cat just said my name.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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