My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
ok first of all what the fuck
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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