the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
