girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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