I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Mom said you looked used
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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