Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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