Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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