My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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