The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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