this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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