There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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