Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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