They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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