i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
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I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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