problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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