it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Found your dick twin last night
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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