what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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