Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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