i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
is it fun? or sober?
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