i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Randomize
