I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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