Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
he just fucked me for my cheese..
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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