did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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