redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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