Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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