Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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