at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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