why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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