windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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