It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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