Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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