so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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