That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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