I seem to have left my pride at pride
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
