I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Randomize
