soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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