I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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