I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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