does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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