I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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