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go home
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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