D3 body, D1 cock
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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