so explain again why im purple
no
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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